“I have to lose ten pounds, and I’m not gonna buy a thing until I do.”

Let’s get real you’ve been obsessing about your weight since the day you first came in here. And that was years ago, wasn’t it?

Let it go. You look great just the way you are. You just need to let yourself feel it.

Besides, by now we’ve heard’em all: “It’s PMS.” “It’s menopause.” Hey it’s OK. It’s gravity. It’s the law.

Relax. Lighten up. Enjoy. You gotta grab life by the neck and shake it for all it’s worth!

Take us, for instance- we didn’t consciously plan this, but each one of our stores just happens to be a croissant’s toss away from a gourmet bakery. And each one is strategically located in a town absolutely crawling with fantastic restaurants. Coincidence- or do we just think “diet” is a four-letter word?

In any case, here’s a wild idea: next time you visit us, go out for lunch first. Have an appetizer. And a big dessert. Then let us dress you.

Think of it, we pull off our slim-line vertical-emphasis voodoo when you’re feeling your absolute fattest, and it won’t matter what you scale says. Tomorrow you might even want to grab a snack afterwards.